Needy

Once upon a time, I used my blog to procrastinate. Now, even blogging is half-assed; therefore, I present you with...

YET ANOTHER LIST (Hooray! Yipee!)

So, Kate, my Edwardian sister, sent me insult hunting on Google, and this is what I found. Should you wish to demean yourself publically in a simmilar manner, you have only to type your name plus the word "needs" into Google ( i.e. "Daniela needs") to compile your very own list. On with the show:

TOP 5 THINGS DANIELA NEEDS


5. "Daniela needs mental help – and she needs it now."
4. "Daniela needs to disappear."
3. "Daniela needs increased potassium fertilization."
2. "Daniela needs another beer."
1. "Daniela needs a better education. What a fucking idiot."


Okay, so I am unloved, undersexed, unintelligent, completely insane, and not drunk enough to make it all funny.

Good night everybody, tune in next week for more quality entertainment.