CRACK MONGERS
The subject of today's blog is: CRACK.
Crack is the bane of our society. Those who distribute Crack do us all a disservice, for even if you don't do it, I'm sure someone you know does.
Over lunch today (I had the curried vegetable soup and about eight crackers...no pun intended), I saw a girl at the next table distributing Crack. What sort of person was this? Well, just what you'd expect: young, blasé, and hungry. She seemed to think nothing of it—the Crack was in full view. Several people walked by and stared, but she made no attempt to hide the Crack. One young man nearly walked into a pole because he was distracted by the Crack distribution.
I ask you: what was I to do? Berate her for distributing Crack in a University lunch room? Ask her to please put away her Crack? Throw crackers at her crack?
There was nothing I could do, but stare into that dark, secret evil and shake my head.
As a result, I have written to both our MLA and our MP requesting that low-rise jeans be banned. If you’d like to sign my petition to put an end to the promulgation of Crack, visit Mothers for a Crackless Society (M.A.C.S.)
Crack is the bane of our society. Those who distribute Crack do us all a disservice, for even if you don't do it, I'm sure someone you know does.
Over lunch today (I had the curried vegetable soup and about eight crackers...no pun intended), I saw a girl at the next table distributing Crack. What sort of person was this? Well, just what you'd expect: young, blasé, and hungry. She seemed to think nothing of it—the Crack was in full view. Several people walked by and stared, but she made no attempt to hide the Crack. One young man nearly walked into a pole because he was distracted by the Crack distribution.
I ask you: what was I to do? Berate her for distributing Crack in a University lunch room? Ask her to please put away her Crack? Throw crackers at her crack?
There was nothing I could do, but stare into that dark, secret evil and shake my head.
As a result, I have written to both our MLA and our MP requesting that low-rise jeans be banned. If you’d like to sign my petition to put an end to the promulgation of Crack, visit Mothers for a Crackless Society (M.A.C.S.)
posted by Daniela at
Friday, October 28, 2005
1 Comments:
In those dark, chubby folds of crack I saw the face of God. Who knew His eye was so squinty and brown?
Down with the jeans! Free crack! Low-rise forever!!
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