Message in a Bottle

Help! I am trapped on Sloth Island. I find it impossible to swim across the channel to Thesislandia. Arms feel heavy. Must... play... more... Zelda. Please send help (in the form of a little will power and shame)!


How could they give me a vacation just after finishing a chapter! What cruel creature plotted to upset my rhythm?! Well, whosoever willed my sloth, they have won it.