A Biased, Myopic Account of Mundane Events

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Sigh. Losing My Mind.

Yesterday I put the tub of margarine on a hot burner. It melted the entire bottom of the tub. There was margarine everywhere.

Then today, in accordance with my continued hair obsession, I got a haircut. It's lovely, I quite like it. And I liked my hairdresser (for once). We bonded over an in-depth discussion of burritos--where to find them and how to fill them.

After my haircut , I left the salon feeling bouncy and new, so I made my way to the Roastery where L and I were supposed to meet for coffee.

I entered the coffee house and took a seat by the door since I was 30 mins early for my date. I sat for fifteen minutes pretending to work on my thesis, but mostly playing with my new hair. Then I had to use the loo and since I wasn't expecting L for another quarter of an hour, I made my way to the w.c. Afterwards, I returned to my seat and continued to wait.

I waited, reader, for another 20 mins. and then started to get a bit worried. I began watching the door more intently. Craning my neck to see who was approaching.

After 45 minutes, I began to feel a bit self-conscious...I was sure everyone around me could tell that I was waiting for someone and that that someone was not appearing.

At about this time I started to be uncomfortably reminded of the short movie L and I made with our CBC friend about a blind date that doesn't work out because the people never find each other.

After an hour and a half of waiting I decided to go home. Slightly embarrased. And rather puzzled regarding L's fate: was he dead? had our landlady cornered him about testing the smoke alarm? did he forget our date? was he still at home?

I arrived at home and less than five minutes later L arrived.

He'd arrived at the Roastery while I was in the bathroom and had sat in the one part of the coffee house I could not see.

All in all, it turned out okay. I made a hazelnut capuccino at home which was much yummier and cheaper than at the Roastery.

But this ordeal has made me think that maybe....maybe we do need cell phones?

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