W.H.O. Health Alert

Health Update for Those Travelling to Saskatoon This Weekend: All signs of the flu epidemic have disappeared from the Machuca/Veitch region, despite the attempts by the terrorist group SSS (Stephen Spreads Sickness) to contaminate the spoon supply. However, recent increases in pollen production have caused an all-out cartel war in the sinus region. Travellers are urged to carry kleenex as protection from WMD (Wet Mucous Discharge).

In other news, we went to a party on Tuesday night. Actually, it wasn't a party, it was a group of English nerdlingers getting together to drink President's Choice beer (ugh) and play Beer Die (at which, by the way, Lindell excelled...until he got so drunk he kept throwing the dice too hard and missing the table all together, hee hee hee).